OH THANK GOD
i was scared for a second
WHOA THERE COOL IT THAT’S WAAAAY TOO MUCH FROSTING FOR ONE DUNKAROO YOU GOTTA RATION THAT SHIT
breaking news from the tumbler staff!! this is reAL
Okay THIS ONE is obviously fake. Try harder next time, trolls.
yet more info from tumbler staff!!
(I like that this has no gender pronouns, too.)
I like that the person asking for sex isn’t pissed off.
This is great.
this is 100 fucking percent how it should be
it’s so amusing how offended people get when you’re comfortable with yourself. it’s been so great over the past few months watching people love themselves more. i love selfies and nudes and i love when girls call themselves queens and act like they’re the hottest thing on the planet and if anyone calls you self centered or pretentious blow them the biggest kiss and carry on.
i needed this
This is a sea otter with hiccups.
Seal. It’s a seal.
see u in the pit
Literally the best gif on tumblr
I can’t breathe
She is not “my girl.”
She belongs to herself. And I am blessed, for with all her freedom, she still comes back to me, moment-to-moment, day-by-day, and night-by-night.
How much more blessed can I be?"
you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever
One For Sorrow, C.Barzak (via paigechanel4)