6167
23 Jul 14 at 9 pm

(Source: pettanko-, via pastel-cutie)

 1867
23 Jul 14 at 8 pm

loser-bait:

Real Friends are too real

(via whorders)

loser-bait:

Real Friends are too real

heyitspj:

heyitspj:

To celebrate absolutely nothing I will order one random user a pizza this isn’t a joke I will legitimately do this.
You don’t have to be following me but hey that’d be nice.
Likes don’t count.
Ends 7/30

8 days left!

(via caffeine-crossing)

 72598
23 Jul 14 at 8 pm

utter-fucktard:

If a 7 year old realises gender stereotyping is wrong and you don’t, something is very wrong with you.

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utter-fucktard:

If a 7 year old realises gender stereotyping is wrong and you don’t, something is very wrong with you.
 216333
23 Jul 14 at 8 pm

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

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crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
 47426
23 Jul 14 at 8 pm

anxietyanimal:

Same goes for pets.

(Source: sizvideos, via floraltitties)

 240231
23 Jul 14 at 8 pm

luminoxxie:

haanigram:

THE LAST EPISODE OF FUTURAMA 1999 - 2013

GROSS SOBBING

DON’T TOUCH ME

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 271969
23 Jul 14 at 8 pm

lucydiam0nd:

God bless old people on the Internet. 

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lucydiam0nd:

God bless old people on the Internet. 
 10777
23 Jul 14 at 8 pm

fohk:

Nobody notices when we leave. I mean, the moment when we really choose to go. At best you might feel a whisper, or the wave of a whisper, undulating down”

The Lovely Bones (2009)
Peter Jackson

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fohk:

“Nobody notices when we leave. I mean, the moment when we really choose to go. At best you might feel a whisper, or the wave of a whisper, undulating down”
The Lovely Bones (2009)Peter Jackson

lubricates:

Whenever you’re taking exams and the examiner comes and stands next to your table.

image

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lucidcyanotypes:

esexist:

what if you were holding a puppy and being like “aw whos the cutest wittle puppy in the whole wide world?” it responded in a grown mans voice just like “i am the cutest puppy in the whole wide world”

image

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ntbx:

Housing: $2,980
Meal plan: $1,457
Books: $1,429
Enrollment: $983
Air: $3,274
Grass: $4,284
Sidewalk: $5,284
The sun: $3,381

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